Today’s Rant and a Tortoise story

Okay, so one thing that drives me crazy, is when a workman is painting or building a house; why to they have to have their radio on SO LOUD that I can hear it two houses away and on the other side of the street.  I finally walked over and couldn’t believe this guy was so completely dumb or maybe he was just deaf.    Anyway, I read in the Boston Globe a story of a 25 pound pet tortoise who reappeared four years after escaping from his pen in New Hampshire.  The couple who owns Lucy, received a phone call from their neighbor half a mile up the road that Lucy was back.  I wondered how long it took her to finally get home.  And now time for a joke: this guy finds a slug on his front steps and throws it across the street.  Two years later he hears the door bell ring, he opens the door looks around to see the slug, who asks, “What was that for?”

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